What’s up boners?? Well I’m at the white horse. Just had a gnar gnar Thai massage and needed a beer or two or three or nineteen. My neck is fucked. But I’m not allowed to complain about it, cause some crazy lady scolds me and gives me shit for opening my mouth. I had a bowl of pretzels, popcorn, and chips all to myself, plus my beer. Weird thing is I don’t feel full. Was thinking about a hot dog , but over it. Yes I put a space before the comma, and I’m not gonna fix it. So fuck off. I just shook some dudes hand. Sweet. So today capadonna and coolio came in. Cap pulled out a joint, and usually I tell people take it outside. But I don’t think it’s possible to tell wu tang to go outside. So fuck it. I let him smoke. Was funny shit. I was like, well if anyone is gonna smoke weed in my room, might as well be wu tang. The bar is full of dudes right now. Probably a bunch of afi kids. I like rolling to a bar solo. I get to people watch, be mysterious, and blog on my phone. I just cracked a joke to vicky. And she laughed. No I’m not flirting with her so shut it. Fucking neck hurts. Hard to swallow even. Bunch of kooks in my bar right now. Why is it so hard to find people as cool as me? Hi you. Hope u are sleeping well. Night.